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fascinatingly boring.

My name is Patricia.
I am 17 years old.
I live to sing and play guitar - but now I mostly study (boo).

Harry Potter. How I Met Your Mother. Pretty Little Liars. Les Misérables. Aaron Tveit. Game of Thrones. Castle. Avatar: The Last Airbender. The Legend of Korra. Castle. Friends. That is all.

(Source: wolverxne)

fortunatemind:

If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you

illkim:

Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

Me:

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(Source: illkim)

rabioheab:

want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”

nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

(Source: neptunain)

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

(Source: postllimit)

(Source: prismcess)

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D